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BaldyPoems Presents the Kings & Queens of Comedy

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An extra special event created by Kieran Davis, A.K.A Baldy in association with Worcester Lit Fest happened Friday 20th January at St Swithun’s. It was a magical night of fun, I have not laughed so much at poetry EVER! My face hurt, there was not one act that didn’t raise a smile and often snorts, groans and full on belly laughter.

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It was a brilliant gig to be a part of and I am grateful to Kieran for allowing me to be part of it. People who weren’t around the scene in 2014 missed my brief dabble with funny poems. My repertoire is small, about 5 poems – so for this set I emulated the style of BaldyPoems and wrote 6 new ditties.

Kieran started the night in style he was the compere for the evening and not only treated us to Baldy Poems in between acts but also some stand-up, one liners too. We started in black out darkness with an exceptionally funny joke and after a few Baldy Poems we moved on to the opening act:

John Lawrence kicked off the evening, his set was brilliant and even performed my favourite poem about DIY. John is a clever writer and I have always loved his lighter side poems.

Neil Laurenson was next, I miss hearing Neil’s poems, his wry, sometimes dry sense of humour. He made us all laugh (and many of us panic – who goes for a run before a gig?!), it was a pleasure.

Nina Lewis I was next I performed two poems written in 2014 for Mouth & Music. Adjectives Poem – Online Dating (which I think I managed the backwards pose with a little help from the mic stand) and the ever famous Moustache Poem. In between I used my new little ditties, the charity collection one became an audience favourite. It was great performing comic material, not being serious and liberating to wear a big moustache.

 

Unfortunately I didn’t take any photos until the 2nd half (apologies to John and Neil) and the quality of my phone camera has a lot to be desired.

Baldy kicked off the second half of the evening, sharing some of my favourite BaldyPoems and one or two that produced gasps rather than groans. He performed my all time favourite ‘Vase’ poem. Kieran was a great MC and should be very proud for pulling off such an entertaining evening.

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Our Super Secret Surprise Guest was Peter Sutton who treated us to a walk through his family album where we did our best to guess the rhyme, with some hilarious results.

Mark Kilburn, who is another favourite poet of mine, introduced his set as serious and depressing, I knew he was pulling our leg but there was a concerned murmur in the air as his initial poem started in a serious way. He was off course, only joking and treated us to laugh after laugh and a slightly different persona in his final poem.

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Catherine Crosswell who I recommended as a Queen of Comedy delighted the audience with her wordy magic and some French thrown in for good measure, not to forget the singing. She has such a beautiful voice. I was delighted that Catherine came to join this event, for the past few years her heart has been stolen by theatre and since the passing of our good friend Clive Dee, there has not been a Confab event in Malvern. I have really missed Catherine and it was lovely to see her at a happy occasion. The audience loved her.

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And to top the bill the featured performer, Mogs. Who is a master at comic poetry and was an excellent choice for King Headliner. I loved hearing his Panda poem again and The Fart that ended the World. With some passing reference in introduction to Trump.

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It was a stellar line up and a successful, enjoyable night. I for one cannot wait to do it again. Well done, Baldy! What was also super is that there was a good turn out – events need audiences and this one was a winner.

 


The Wonderful Promotional Work of Baldy Poems.

JOHN LAWRENCE

Folks, the time has come for us to announce our first poet in our Kings and Queens line up. A drum roll, please…

Shout, cheer, and get wildly excited for the wonderful… John Lawrence!

Who? Oh, that John Lawrence! The chap of advancing years who pops up now and again with gently funny verse, then hides away in his fortified castle in Redditch, writing occasionally, until the next time he ventures out on his white steed.

Isn’t he also the author of The Secret Five and the Stunt Nun Legacy, that mirthful/irksome (delete as appropriate) Blyton parody? Yes, that’s the one.

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NEIL LAURENSON

Folks, stop what you’re doing and perk up your ears because we’re about to announce the second poet for our comedy line-up. John Lawrence will be joined by the humour, wit, and satire of… Neil Laurenson!

Neil has read at poetry events across the region, including the Wenlock Poetry Festival and Ledbury Poetry Festival. His debut pamphlet Exclamation Marx! was published by Silhouette Press last April, and you can find details of the book – including how to purchase your own copy – in the following link: http://silhouettepress.co.uk/shop/exclamation-marx-by-neil-laurenson/

A round of applause, please, for our latest poet to join the line-up!

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NINA LEWIS

Ahem! We have another announcement to make, folks! Joining our stellar line-up of laugh out loud performers we have the wonderful, the talented, the hilarious… Nina Lewis!

Nina is widely published in poetry journals and anthologies, including Abridged, Fat Damsel Take Ten, Hark, Here Comes Everyone (HCE), I am Not a Silent Poet, New Ulster Poetry, Nutshells and Nuggets and Under the Radar.

Nina was a runner-up in the Worcestershire Poet Laureate Competition 2015/2016 and often performs at spoken word events and literary festivals. She was commissioned to write and perform poetry on ‘ecology and the city’ at the Birmingham Literature Festival in 2014.

Nina’s work also formed part of the poetry trail for Wenlock Poetry Festival, and can be be found in the vaults of the Municipal Bank as part of an International Dance Festival and 21 Haiku, used for an Art Installation at the MAC. Her debut pamphlet ‘Fragile Houses’, was published by V. Press last autumn.

A round of applause, please, for the lovely Nina!
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MARK KILBURN

We’re going to need you to stop what you’re doing and perk up your ears, ladies and gents, because we have another announcement to make. Joining our court of comedians this week we have the hugely talented Mark Kilburn!

Mark Kilburn was born in Birmingham and lived for a number years in Scandinavia before returning to the West Midlands in 2004. Between 1994-6 he was writer in residence at the City Open Theatre, Arhus, Denmark, and in 2002 was a recipient of the Canongate prize for new fiction.

Between 2004 and 2005, Mark was on attachment at the Birmingham Repertory Theatre and in 2012 his poem about the London riots, Milton Friedman Talks Disaster Capitalism in a Burning Hackney Diner, won the AbcTales.com poetry competition.

Most recently, Ballad of a Claret and Blue Boy, a poem celebrating Aston Villa, was featured across the club’s digital media prior to the 2015 FA Cup final. Mark’s novel, Hawk Island, is available from electronpress.com

Clap, cheer, show your excitement for Mr. Mark Kilburn!

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CATHERINE CROSSWELL

Ladies and gentlemen, it’s about time that we announced another poet! Joining our stellar line-up now we have the wonderful… [pause for dramatic effect]…Catherine Crosswell!

Catherine Crosswell is co-organizer of ConFab Cabaret, a Malvern-based cabaret night with lashings of poetry. She is an untidy wife, bidet doubter, list lover, writer and performer. Catherine lives in Malvern where she was the 2013 Poetry Slam champ and also the 2014 Runner-up in Ledbury.

November 2016 saw her poetry published in Voices of 1919 and Doctor Who, A Time Lord for a Change, in an exciting adventure with the Drabbles. She is a proud Vaginella and is currently writing two musicals.

For more information on Catherine and her work, you can check out the following links: catherine.crosswell.co.uk catherinecrosswell.wordpress.com

Whoop, cheer, and brace yourselves for laughter with Catherine!!

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MOGS

With just a handful of days left before our poetry-packed night of comedy, it’s about time we let you folks know who your headliner for the evening will be. None other than the glorious, the hilarious, the much-loved… Mogs!

Mogs was a teenager when he wrote his first poem and song. By the time he retired, he had a smallish collection of what he refers to as ’tripe’. Since leaving work he has joined three writing groups and writes as often as he can. So he now has a large collection of tripe (much to the delight of us all, as Mogs’ ‘tripe’ is a true treasure).

A few years ago he discovered that he could make people listen to his tripe, so for the past decade or so he says he’s been inflicting his poetry on open mic audiences. Luckily for them he rarely sings.

Mogs, a well-loved poet and performer in the Worcestershire area, has audiences in tears (of laughter) with his witty and well-worded, pun-riddled poetry. As a winner of the Worcestershire Literary Festival’s Rubber Sword, Mogs truly is a King of Comedy.

Ladies and gents, we give you your headliner – give it up for Mogs!

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RELATED LINKS:

https://kdavisfanclub.wordpress.com/

https://worcslitfest.co.uk/2017/01/19/baldypoems-presents-are-you-ready-for-him/

And what Kieran didn’t mention is last year he was the winner of the Rubber Swordplay. WLF Comedy Award.

https://worcslitfest.co.uk/2016/06/14/rubber-sword-won-by-kieran-davis/

 

John Hegley at Confab Cabaret – WLF & Fringe

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I had not seen John Hegley perform since the 90s, when I lived as a poor student/writer/actor/poet/reluctant retailer. Earlier this year news was released that he would be performing and doing a workshop in Ludlow. I snapped at the chance and very much look forward to performing on the same bill later on this year and from what I hear of the workshop, creating an abundance of new material!

Then Amy Rainbow and Catherine Crosswell released the news that they had John Hegley headlining during Worcester LitFest – I hadn’t made it across to Malvern for months as Confab Cabaret kept falling on windows that just weren’t open. I have missed seeing the Malvern crowd – and after a 15 year drought – who can pass up the opportunity to watch their hero in action TWICE?! Not I! So I bought my ticket and have been counting down the days.

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I had a great night, on a par to the feelings you get from a great music gig, of course there was some great music, both from Catherine & Lindsey and later John Hegley, juggling, poetry & song. Photo credit: Myfanwy Fox © 2015

The open mic support was the best of Malvern Confab Talent including;

Amy Rainbow, CONFAB Amy

 

Clive Dee, CONFAB Clive

Myfanwy Fox  CONFAB Fran

Lindsey & Catherine, CONFAB Catherine Lindsay

Sue Thompson CONFAB Sue

Adrian Mealing CONFAB Adrian

With a fabulous audience poem and added merriment from international circus performer Steve Kaos!

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John Hegley, Steve Kaos, Amy Rainbow & Catherine Crosswell

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‘Poet, comic, singer, songwriter and glasses-wearer. John Hegley captivates audiences with travel tales and amusing anecdotes, blurring the line between profound description and fine comedy. A consistent favourite at the Edinburgh Festival and with over half a dozen bestselling books under his belt, he is not to be missed.’

‘Comedy’s Poet Laureate’ (The Independent)
‘Scandalously talented’ (Sunday Times)
‘Bl**ding marvellous’ (NME)
‘Marvellous, joyful fun’ (The Daily Telegraph)
‘An incurable entertainer’ (The Guardian)

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It was a SELL OUT gig! And despite incredible heat at a packed out venue, I had a ball. Even managed to catch a few words with John, very briefly at the end. (I will wear different glasses to Ludlow, so he doesn’t think I am a complete stalker!)

Sadly John had not taken any books to sell, hope he has them at Ludlow. He did gift one as a special raffle prize, which was generous! I laughed more than I did when I saw him before. He was amazing. I think even poetry friends who are not fans of the style and wit fell in love with him after the 1st 1/3 of his incredible show. I am so happy that I booked to see him as part of the Worcester Lit Fest, despite already having tickets for Ludlow. What a star SUPERSTAR!

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Many thanks to the Confab team – you were FABULOUS!

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This was a collaborative initiative as part of Worcestershire Litfest & Fringe Festival 2015.

For more events happening during the festival please go to www.worcslitfest.co.uk

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ConFab Cabaret – Celebrate their 1st Birthday! (Weds 19th March)

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When I wrote this post https://awritersfountain.wordpress.com/2014/03/19/an-afternoon-of-editing-haikus-rehearsing/ on Wednesday I didn’t expect to spend so long writing Haikus. I wrote 21 Haikus for What’s the Agenda? Before getting ready for Confab Cabaret, I didn’t have time to rehearse but did a quick run through and it was one of my favourite poems. I know it quite well. 1 scottish poet

Confab Cabaret was conceived by Amy Rainbow, Catherine Crosswell and Adrian Mealing. It was named after the original venue- ReCon, which sadly closed down at the beginning of the year. Not only have Amy and Catherine kept up the monthly evening of Open Mic and booked performances, they have faced the challenge of finding new venues each month.

Last month we were in a plush function room in a hotel and this month we were in Olivers, a very red bar, that usually shows sports and had accepted us creatives piling in instead.

Now I am a firm believer that part of the fun and energy of these events I go to comes from the Compere/ MC/ organisers, there is an awful lot of ‘beside scenes’ work that goes on and for Amy, Catherine and Richard the transformation begins as soon as they reach the venue- tealights on tables, the Poet-Tree*, the silliest raffle prizes all have to be displayed, the PA system and everything else besides. xmas 1 tealights

I was really looking forward to this event, as I had such a great night in February and the headline acts were the Decadent Divas and Men in General. Over the past 10 months I have met all the Divas and seen them perform individually. And Men in General are a talented five-piece acapella group, definitely worth seeing if you have a chance – look out for gigs in the midlands. Hereford is there next stop, I believe.

Catherine had baked cakes, Myfanwy had made vegan flapjacks and the party was in the full swing from the get go.

Spoz – there very first headliner was there too and treated us all to a Jeremy Clarkson poem!

Myfawny did Foxpops – the audience all get a piece of paper to write 1 -2 lines on and she has the task of sellotaping it all together and making a poem, which she then bravely takes to the stage and reads.

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You can read the audience poem here (Warning – a bit risky in places) the theme was parties.

confab I had a great night and shared a poem in one of the #prepare to share slots. People seemed to like it. And thanks to Catherine’s generosity I also got to choose a silliest raffle prize. A book of quotations I thought I might use as prompts for writing new poetry.

This was the first of 3 nights of poetry events and a great way to start.

* Which in Oliver’s was too tall, so it became a Poetry Bush!

A Fabulous Night at Confab Cabaret!

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This wonderful evening of entertainment has been running for nearly a year, I have known about it since last Autumn but have never been able to make the dates before tonight. Sadly they have lost the original venue and now like a roaming, travelling. great spectacular they are touring venues in Malvern for the next few dates!

Truth is a great Cabaret or Spoken Word event (or in my experience any club, group, or meet) is as strong as those who host, lead and organise the event to begin with. Confab will be fab and will go on, driven by Amy Rainbow, Catherine Crosswell and Myfanwy Fox.

This event attracts a massive audience (I think the biggest I have performed to yet) and the atmosphere is as divine as melted chocolate!

confab 1 There were several more rows behind this too!

I had such a great night I am falling over my words, struggling to communicate how alive a night like tonight makes me feel. I am going to fall back on a world of synonyms and hope they convey the message!

Astonishing – astounding – awesome – fantastic – incredible – marvellous – spectacular – superb – terrific – peachy – rad – tops – wicked! (I am so glad I am only working a half day tomorrow and get a lie in!)

It was great to get a sign up 2 minute spot and share my poem ‘Honesty’. To meet my friend Ali again (from Custard Factory Writing Class), to know she has heard and enjoyed my poetry, to see other friends who have been off piste (off the circuit) for a while, to share all our good news face to face. Michelle Crosbie – is a headline act at Gary Longden’s gig Poetry Alight 9, this month (in 2 weeks) alongside Jo Bell and Matt Merritt. My Assistant Writer job – which starts this Saturday. New relationships. Birthdays recently celebrated….

 

I have had a wonderful evening, I am dancing on air – (imagination still running!) BIG thanks to everyone involved, everyone who came to talk to me about my performance.

And it’s not even Friday! 🙂